Von Turbo

You may have noticed i’ve gone a little quiet.

That’s cos I have no job. Well I’ll have no job on Friday.

Until I get a new job, most of my internet time is spent finding one.

So I shall return soon. Hopefully.

Til then, i’ll be blogging at www.downloadmonkey.co.uk

Bye…….*

In my capacity as a sometime advisor to Sky.com News I have achieved a few things. I got Anonymous on the national news. I’m proud of that. But yesterday, I achieved an epic win. I rickroll’d the viewing public. Oh fuck yeah.

This is what happens when a /b/tard gets a job in the real world. What’s the next challenge? Mudkips? Peadobear? Shoop?

‘A Directory Of Terrible Things‘

Just need web hosting, and someone who knows CSS enough to customise a WordPress template a bit. I’ll pay! - get in contact!!

Interceptor and VonTurbo are coming for you BoingBoing. Beware.

Hairy as a motherfucker!

Who wants to employ me?

I’m an actual professional coolhunter. How many people can say that?

Real people that is. Cayce Pollard isn’t a real person.

Anyone?

NEW HAT WOOOOO!!!

Bought a beard clipper today, am yet to use it. I’m going to try to grow for four weeks without cutting, as advised by the beard bible. However if the chinstrap gets a bit too much longer than the rest, it’s going to get the buzz.

This is a genuine Egyptian Fez
I am very drunk in this picture.
My hair looks like King Charles Spaniel ears.

I fucking love The Lost Boys. Possibly because it’s set in the awesome looking 80s. More likely because the seaside town that is the setting of the film reminds me of Weymouth, where I used to live. Both have shitty funfairs, ‘local characters’ and a general air of unease. The scene at the start of TLB where they drive through Santa Carla to the tune of ‘People Are Strange’ is like walking through Weymouth at the height of summer. The town is full of tourists, punks, psychobillys, metalheads and goths melting in the sun. It’s a sight to behold.

Anyway. Cory X 2 is back! They’re. Only. Noodles. Michael!!! It’s going to rule the same way the Tremors sequels ruled.

I hope they bring back that oiled up wrestler type guy. He played a mean sax.

In awesome news, JoCo is in London on the 20th. My tickets are bought. Had to get restricted view, so it looks like it’ll be a sell out. I wonder what a geek rock audience looks like. I reckon there will be a lot of neckbeards, (I’ve got one!) confused girlfriends (converted to the ways of geek rock by the end) and t shirts with jokes only coders will get printed on them. It is going to RULE.

ITCHY NECK!!!